07/03/04 Ohh dear! Looks like this site has been rather neglected!! Ok well a quick update: we had a few gigs cant remember exact dates but who needs them eh? Recently Mitosis have played at the Blue Cat Cafe's 'Blue Monday' which is an open mic night, full of talent and interesting things! its in heaton moor so go!! I will try and update other areas of the site e.g. take off lyrics we never wrote music for!! Also please visit www.geocities.com/theviolinettes/index.html which was made during a temporary name change but will soon be our new site!! love and kind regards, ilona xx

15/09/2003 New gigs added to news and gigs, also Dave is working on a new site, which is why this site hasn't been updated recently. Just you wait my friends!

03/04/03 More lyrics added, some to the usual lyrics page and one on a new page because we ran out of space! A message from the chief "Don't you dare forget Ilonies birthday on May 16th, if you do, you will no longer be considered a true fan, also don't go on the roads!"

23/04/03 New Pictures added!

11/04/2003 Yes! You can now buy a Mitosis T-shirt from this site!

11/04/2003 Ilonie has spent a lot of time changing every mention of the band 'Salem' to their new name 'Nkosi' They better thank me for this!

8/04/2003 The pictures have landed, so take a peek if you will!

6/04/2003 We have compiled a list of people and things whom and which Mitosis wish to thank greatly for their existance in this wonderful world!

4/04/2003 The lyrics have now been added to the site for your enjoyment, please let us know what you think on the guestbook!

14/03/2003 Additions to the website include the much sort after 'Banana Story', read it or die and also a language page for devout fans to learn and use!

12/03/2003 We have a new GUESTBOOK! be nice!!! It's hidden at the bottom of this page and if you sign it you shall be rewarded!

The birth of the official MITOSIS website:One day in a land far, far away...

Wednesday 28th April @ The Thtached House in Stockport with Idiosyncracy - be there!

Correction!! We're not playing Jabez Clegg on May 7th coz silly little me isn't 18 yet so we're getting a slot in June hopefully! Silly silly age restrictions *cries to mummy* But come see us at Blue Mondays!!

Gosh this is all very very old stuff, I wouldn't bother scrolling down!! Mitosis can now be seen regularly at 'Blue Monday' at the Blue Cat in Heaton Moor and we will also be playing at Jabez Clegg in Manchester on May 7th! See you soon, love Mitosis! xx

You lucky, lucky people! WE are playing two dates at the start of November. WE are supporting Idiosyncracy at the Thatched House in Stockport on the 5th and The Influence at the Star&Garter in Manchester on the 2nd! Come, come, come!

We have confirmed another date for the 12th July which will be part of some kind of outdoor 'thing', don't have a clue about it really but hey, we're playing anyway. It's at St.Thomas' park in Offerton so come!

Mitosis are pleased to announce that we have a gig in the wonderful land of Danny's back garden! This will occur on July 18th so be there! Find out more about Danny and his band at www.theinfluence.rockfans.co.uk

We are planning to record a short demo soon after easter, so start saving! I'll announce it when it's all done and dusted!

Mitosis are only a baby band but Pony and Ilonie were hard at work in Ilonie's bedroom just yesterday writing lyrics. The new songs go by the name of 'Life is...?' and 'The Southerner's Rap'.

Photographs will be taken soon to add to the site, if anyone knows where to find a giant cup of tea, let us know it would be greatly appreciated!

*NEWS FLASH*
There have been reports of celebrity entries to the Mitosis guestbook! Check it out!

This just in: The gook secret has been leaked by an unnamed member of Mitosis to A boy named Ryan Andrew. He has sworn silence and this should NOT travel any further.

HARRYTOWN GIG! tHURSDAY 13TH mARCH
see members of Mitosis or Ryan Andrew for more details...

14/03/2003 hELLO, HOW ARE YOU? wE ARE GOOD THANKYOU! aNYWAY, OUR GIG WAS GOOD AND WE LIKED IT AND WE HOPE ALL OUR MILLIONS OF FANS THOUGHT IT WAS GOOD TOO! tHERE WERE REPORTS BEFORE THE GIG THAT iLONIE HAD DISAPPEARED DUE TO UNFORESEEN CIRCUMSTANCES BUT IT TURNED OUT SHE WAS IN HIDING BEHIND A BUS SHELTER! aLTHOUGH SHE IS HALF DEAD AND SOUNDS LIKE A 60YEAR OLD SMOKER AND HELEN WAS SAID TO BE 'MIFFED' AT THE SOUND SYSTEM IN HARRYTOWN, ALL IS WELL ON THE MITOSIS FRONT!

*Competition*
The Challenge: Find a member of mitosis and give her a teabag and say "I do like the way you make my tea"
The Prize: Do it and you'll know!!!!