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The Way You Make My Brew
So everybody wants to be with you
Ten most wanted, yeah, yeah
And what's the matter with your dog?
He cried for you last night
And I don't like the way you make my brew
The way you make my brew
You woke up this morning
The way you always do
Your T-shirt on back to front, dirty
Just the way you like it
And I don't like the way you make my brew
The way you make my brew
When will you realise how I feel?
Today, Tomorrow, Tuesday
Time ticks by on my watch
'N don't you want a Schnickers?
And I don't like the way you make my brew
The way you make my brew
The way you make my brew
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Life Is...?
Life is like a new pair of Doc's, but not
Take a badger for example
Life is like a song that tells it like it is
Poignant are the lyrics, funky is the tune
Life is like a guitar with only five strings
I like sleeping on Sundays
Life is like the sunshine in winter
The dots on a stripy jumper
Life is like a book with no page numbers
My yellow rocket still hasn't taken off
Because when I think
No sense is made at all
My tea's gone cold
I won't get paid
Till tomorrow...
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The Southerner's Rap
He said
"That looks really good"
Walking away looking all smug
Little did he know
We were laughing at his mug
We don't like them
Methinks they should drown in tea
And scones with the Queen, how serene
Why can't they be more like me?
Let's buy some wallabies
They're so hard
I'm a little bit scared
They'll sell me some Burberry
Just wait and see
Get a new language
can I have your town?
I'll have a go for the crown
Saturated in trendy
Get some new clothes
Come down to palace
We'll sort you all out
Why can't they be more like me?
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Strawberry Flavoured Criminal Damage
PC Plod came trundling along
caught up with me, arrested me
and even though I felt guilty
I said "I've done no wrong"
Oh, I said "I'm innocent" but it's
Strawberry Flavoured Criminal Damage
Strawberry Flavoured Criminal Damage
Strawberry Flavoured Criminal Damage
They took me away and locked me up
Sent me to sleep without my tea
But I was still happy, dandy
Because I'd done no wrong
Oh, I said...
Although sometimes I feel ashamed
I've grown used to them putting me down
Now she needs a helping hand
And she's done nothing wrong
Oh, I said she's innocent...
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I Don't Know
You talk about songs
That I don't even know
And places where I wanna go
How am I supposed to catch you up
When all you do is run?
Run around the hillside
Taking all your pills while
I'm in bed and you're in my head
You drink your tea
With a spoon that doesn't stir
How do you take your sugar?
How am I supposed to speed you up
When all you do is sleep?
Sleep well she said
With the books that you've read
I'm in bed and you're in my head
You tune your guitar
To a key that I don't know
And I don't think it'll snow
How am I supposed to slow you down
When all you do is walk?
Walk around my mind
Singing all my lines
To guys that just don't know you
I'm in bed and you're in my head
You talk about songs
That I don't even know
And places where I wanna go
How am I supposed to catch you up
When all you do is run?
Run around the hillside
Taking all your pills while
I'm in bed and you're in my head
Your in bed and I'm in your head
We're in bed and no-ones in our heads
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Take Away
You told my mother she looked like a film star
You told my father he was good at DIY (why)
You told my brother he was cool
But you hate Rock and Roll
Friendship is the booze they feed ya
Why do I even need ya?
When all I do is lead ya
Why do you take away my Rock?
Why do you take away my Roll?
Why do you try to change my mind?
Why do you take away my soul?
You told me I was your only girl
You told me I ruled your world
You told me I was funky
But you hate Rock and Roll
Friendship is the booze they feed ya
Why do I even need ya?
When all I do is lead ya
Why do you take away my Rock?
Why do you take away my Roll?
Why do you try to change my mind?
Why do you take away my soul?
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192
We sit on your stairs
And you pour me a drink of gin
I watch you pour and
I say when
I say when
We sit on your couch
And you turn on the TV
Its the news
It's the same old news
Turn it off
Turn it off
We sit on a bench
And look at the flowers
We watch them sway
We watch them sway
And I like life
I like life
We can't get on the train
There's a queue
So we try the bus
It's full
Hell, what do you expect from the 192?
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Ramblings
You're just a clueless crossword
A countdown conundrum
A strange shaped jigsaw
And I don't understand it
Your hair is a mess
You've run out of tea
Your face looks tired
And I don't like peas
Your dictionary's empty
Your eyes sewed shut
Your head is rolling
And I don't understand it
I said your hair is a mess
You've run out of tea
Your face looks tired
And I don't like peas
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Song For Insomniacs
Stare at the ceiling tonight
Wondering if it would like a fight
And I would fight with all my might
To get the darn ceiling out of my sight
I don't like to rhyme often
But I don't particularly care
Because I'm so so tired
And bored just like a pear
I think that maybe I should be an owl
Or even a nocturnal guinea-fowl
Or I could be a fox at night and howl
Or bash my clock with a garden trowl
I don't like to rhyme often
But I don't particularly care
Because I'm so so tired
And bored just like a pear
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C
Play around with C
and see what you find
maybe a chord you like
I'll use that
Play around with C
smokin' up my mind
you know that song you wrote
I'll take that
Play around with C
severe yet defined
oh that love you'll lose
I'll be that
C's a funny chord
but one that can be played with
just sit and laugh with me
We'll do that
We'll always do that
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